Kenneth’s Quirky World… Charot

Umulan nanaman. Letse talaga sila. Nagkalat nanaman ang mga alupihan sa lupang tinambak sa likod ng bahay namin. Lupang nagmula sa mga suwangit na developer ng bagong subdivision sa likod namin.

Ok lang naman sana kasi yung lupa. Pero ang pinagmumulan ng ka-badtripan ko e yung mga alupihan na galing sa kanila. Kadiri. Tumataas talaga ang balahibo ko sa mga iyon.

Figure 1. Eeky Yucky Centipedes

Figure 1. Eeky Yucky Centipedes

Ow sheyt! May nag-memate na centipede! Boom! Patay silang dalawa. Haha [Insert evil laugh here]. Punyemas talaga. At may isa pa. Grabe. Perwisyo sila sa lipunan. Ang baho. Uber. OA sa smell. Naknamputs naman talaga.  Sa palagay ko e overpopulated na sila. Oras na para magbawas ng lahi nila. Handa ako ibuhos ang buo kong 16k na sweldo (na-appraise na kasi ako) para lang maubos ang kanilang lahi. Patay kung patay. Sa ngayon e lamang kayo. Pero sa akin ang huling halakhak! Survival of the fittest ito. [Insert more evil laugh] Humanity will prevail!! Kdot.

Figure 2. Sworn Enemies Forevahh!!

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